The World’s most desirable people

Wicked Diya Saini
The Haven
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9 min readJun 11, 2021

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Glossary on I.Q.

Life always presents us two routes over & above the bumper of right & wrong. They call it Long Route & Short Route. But the applicability of Short Route stands suspended in many posts. The Google Navigator while passing you by the shorter road will end you on a road where the road has yet to be built. If they are a little more discrete in their information, we can still keep our bonnet littered other than the 1st aid kit with road building tools as a safety measure on driving.

Swallowing it down through people’s autobiographies can be a long journey. However, we also have a shortcut. They invariably leave their one liners on display. If I need to know a person on crash course I will end up registering on their one liners. And you will be surprised by the discovery as it somehow gives a chance to see the person’s skeleton first and then its outer layer. Where autobiographies play in inversion revealing the shinier skin and they can’t even let you look up their skeleton.

While reviewing the most wanted people of the world. I got a fortune of drawing a few conclusions on all of them.

Abraham Lincoln: Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.

To sum up, Abraham had a more profound message about your productivity. In short, we only have two hours to meet our short-term targets. Beyond this, if you fail without a second mindset change it to your long-term goals.

Buddha: Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.

Buddha would have been alive today, his this line would definitely be something else. In today’s world where all forms of personal information are just a click away, including your bank account transactions. The Question is what are the things which you can keep it veiled in this challenging world. My perspective on it is the dreams that come to tickle me, the number of trips to the bathroom in a day and the holes in my underwear. The final one is still on circumstances basis It’s the way I put it for drying with my clothes pegs.

Coco Chanel: “A woman who doesn’t wear perfume has no future.”

“A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.”

Its brand still adores all women’s shower rooms, vanity can feel incomplete without Coco Chanel. But when the sorcerer’s mind of Coco Chanels is questioned, I wonder. I could not understand her intellectually in a line which took me to the tail of another. It was as preposterous as the other. I can certainly tell you one thing about this woman, she spent less time working & more time at a beauty salon. Some people have the chance to roll over their arse without moving it to work hard.

Dalai Lama: Sleep is the best meditation.

This is breaking news, and good news for all those sleepy heads. Whenever you end up getting taunted for sleeping you have a learned’s message to utilize as your armor. But for me, sleep strikes after I’ve counted on all the sheep in the world. And further indulging them in body massage when one of them end up hitting me on my head that’s when I conk off to slumber.

Einstein: Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.

This is one of my favorite liner. For someone who lives on logic and then insert the imagination may be difficult. It’s like every day I go to sleep, the next day I train my mind, it’s okay if you open your eyes in the morning in a lions den. It shouldn’t make me yell and scream that your hibernation time started.

Florence Nightingale: “I attribute my success to this — I never gave or took any excuse.”

Ms. Nightingale, I mark you upon each word as an illuminator. Not to make excuses I abide with you. But the excuses that others make are beyond your boundaries. Other than we are working on a solution on motivational injection for the other that may make a No to Yes. I must confess that you have seen a different world today people’s latest fantasy is cryptocurrency. Crypto which signifies secret. Which does not come under the radar no tax to be yielded. Basically, they want money at the bottom of the table.

Galileo Galilei: Measure what is measurable, and make measurable what is not so.

Someone brainy as you could get into this limelight. Simply nothing to compare to your wisdom. I do hold on, trying to measure things which are immeasurable. Like when I get mad, I begin to count my blinks. It does help me extinguish my wrath, but my blinks always remain incomplete to my tally.

Hitler: Words build bridges into unexplored regions.

If Hitler had never been who he was. He would unquestionably be a Good Writer on Terrorism, NewsReader or a Dog Walker. His ability was not in his shoe brush mustache, but in his walk. If he would be alive, I would have contracted him for a walk in covering all of India as I could dream of the country without stray dogs.

Isaac Newton: In the absence of any other proof, the thumb alone would convince me of God’s existence.

I think we both have landed on this conclusion on the same hypothesis. The time lapse has played a major role in two brains, not able to intersect. But it’s okay, yes, when I insert my fingers to lock on the outside noise, they look helpless. The minute the thumb digs into my ears, it makes me feel like God wants me to finally deal with peace.

James Bond: I always enjoyed studying A NEW TONGUE.

I know he’s been the favorite character of Playboy magazine. But I end up meditating on my own tongue. As I know, I am 1 step away from licking my elbow and 5 steps away from lapping up my nose. My boxer Oreo, always wins.

Kevin Costner: When a defining moment comes along, you define the moment, or the moment defines you.

You sound so damn correct. But I’m always left in a dilemma did I fix the moment or the moment defined me. The other day after learning that the bull is colorblind its the movement of the fabric that triggers its cool. Red is for the multitude who are sitting busy without work to enjoy the game as this color magnifies the eye pupils. I landed to verify the equation. In the mid of my 1.6 Twirl he was rubbing his feet on the dry land & fuming fire from his nostrils. In my equation, I made a small error I was clothed in a knee length flare skirt. That put him in the question. I immediately ran for my life managed to escape by hiding under an automobile.

Leonardo Da Vinci: Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.

Rock and Roll I’m on your side. I have recently realized the power of silence. Something that falls between Yes and No goes by the name of Silence. When my bitter half asks something which is kind of a polar question instead of replying I stay dumb. That leaves him wedged halfway through traffic on a freeway.

Madonna: Better to live one year as a tiger, than a hundred as a sheep.

Hmm… I’m afraid I cannot go around changing my disguise. The current disguise that I have changed depending on my profession since I resumed my passion for writing. To get in full bloom I first I have to put on a clown outfit ordered online. They blanked out to send the nose that’s okay, I drill a hole every day in a fresh tomato to fit it on my nose.

Neil Armstrong: I am, and ever will be, a white socks, pocket protector, nerdy engineer.

Yeah, I agree with you we should truly define ourselves and not allow people to fill in the blanks. I have a damaged brain due to its lack of visibility my eligibility to handicap seat has also been abducted.

Oprah Winfrey: So go ahead. Fall down. The world looks different from the ground.

I truly believe in seeing the world in reverse. I always read a poem down to up, it makes more sense than the right way. After doing Yoga for several years, I end up taking the headstand posture whenever I have itch to look at a place upside down.

Prince Philip: When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

Sorry for bothering you in heaven. At that place is something called etiquette right between the car & door which is called wife. Perhaps being under the Queen’s reign I can understand a deranged soul.

Ralph Waldo Emerson: A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer.

I wish you could zeroed down on precise time. Perhaps you have given food to dozens of philosophers to hold trials in accordance with the deadline. But as a layman, we can trace the path with the longest action scene played. Or on the song chanted Hero by Enrique Iglesias timed at 4 minutes 23 seconds.

Steve Jobs: Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don’t lose faith.

Yes, I agree with you, Steve, I’m very careful when zooming into construction sites. Aside from that, I always wear a helmet to be careful while work makes me walk in dangerous zones.

Tiger Woods: And I don’t cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza.

We meet on this. I can’t handle cooking or cooking can’t handle me. I have saved this for my next life birth.

Uma Thurman: Even, today, when people tell me I’m beautiful, I do not believe a word of it.

You have been on the screen, undoubtedly people see you in the spotlight. I don’t doubt the way they feel about you. I’m in a field where my actual photo is not really required or anyone needs to authenticate it. That’s the reason I clicked on my neighbors’ photo and uploaded it to my profile.

Venus Williams: The first time you win, nobody picks you; the last time you win, nobody picks you. You’ve just got to pick yourself.

Your this liner left me in a grommet. I couldn’t understand you wanting people to come and get you every time you win. It appears after winning also you felt lost. It looks like your birthdays weren’t celebrated in the right way either. Or this kind of wish would have never crawled. On your next birthday, ensure that people lift you up and give birthday bumps the right way. Which will leave you bruised, never wishing for any kind of lift.

Walt Disney: Disneyland will never be completed. It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in the world.

You sounded right, it will endure forever. There are very few things which can live eternally. You create dreams that are hard to wipe clean. Until today, I feed myself on your cartoons which end in my dreams.

Xi Jingping: The Chinese people are a great people; they are industrious and brave, and they never pause in the pursuit of progress.

I bear, no doubt of their excellence It’s you who I have doubt on. I was hoping you could tell us what happened to Jack Ma.

Yasser Arafat: How can I shave in the midst of guerrilla warfare? On battlefields, we have no facilities for shaving, and that was why I first grew my beard.

I can read in between war get time to poop that’s also a big deal. Only if you would have everyday diligently scrubbed your face with a stone that would help you in an organic proof shave.

Zoe Saldana: I don’t like things like little sandals that look fragile. I like to look strong and commanding.

Zoe I understand its opposites which attract your fragile, tender physique. Which can be ascertained only when bounced along a boulder for an overpowering image.

Diya Saini: When I juggle with a problem first step is to pop in a headache drug before it attacks, 50% in the play, I get into the spark advance. Rest 50% I sort out with my electrical toaster mind that's always ready to produce solutions.

This space, I leave empty to let you analyze my IQ.

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Wicked Diya Saini
The Haven

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