Misdirected, Errorly Produced & Awkwardly Written

Dirty Dancing 2

Star Cast — Jennifer Aka Baby, Patrick Aka Honey Boy

Wicked Diya Saini
MuddyUm
Published in
5 min readJul 26, 2021

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I’ve had the time of my life
No, I never felt this way before
Yes, I swear, it’s the truth
And I owe it all to you

The end of this song makes us dive into the extension of this flick. At the same time, everyone was still busy cradling and riding to the beat. Baby & Honey Boy got out of the room like shooting stars. When they, at last, got solitude, Honey Boy looked down on his flyer, saw the cannon raised. Baby, too, saw but denoted ignored and awaited his erotic move. Surprisingly, instead, he began to cry out at his standing gun, this is not the time for all this without any signal that you are going on salvation.

Baby, I need you to come with me, we’re playing & dancing on the pirate ship. They are safe to travel. I have checked out their police records all of them are gay. The heinous crimes committed to date by them on the record amount to leaving mice on their prisoners to tickle them. High-pitched parrots go chatting non-stop within the prisoners’ ears. Or prisoners tied to a donkey’s rear who trained to go kicking every 1 min.

Baby sealed his lips with hers & his cannon with her pussycat. She tried to shrug after a while; however, she realized to let the lipstick stay longer had applied glue, which tore Honey Boy’s skin to her lips. In a flash of a second from the Baby, she had twisted into a vampire. But Honey Boy loved the new facial expression because that stare will keep everyone away from her on the ship.

The love birds hastened with the crew to shore. A big rusty ship, the black pirate signature flag could not distinguish its personality from the rustic commander look. Skulls drawn upon each thumb with different citations fell at random. Baby, out of her habit, started reading the quotes aloud.

You’re allowed in, but you’re not allowed out. Jump on our plank, and we will cut you to pieces. Beware of the vultures and us; we are brothers in command.

Honey Boy kept tugging on Baby’s hand. She lifted his arm & said the signals don’t seem right. Honey Boy said it’s too late a lot is at stake. Baby, alarmed, inquired, what is it? Before you, I used to go out with their daughter; she also faded into my dance moves, forgetting she was a Kinner. When I refused to participate in their family life, they left me on payroll to visit them monthly on their watercraft.

The Baby ceased to engrave her teeth, leaving a dog bite on his hand. She took out her chewing gum from her mouthpiece & smeared it on his hair. And finally took out her belt & made him wear it like a leash & pulled the strap leaving him choked to move at her pace.

Baby took the crew ahead on the vessel calling out to the pirates, ‘Ahoy! Ahoy! Ahoy!

Picking up her sound, a man with a red band on his head came out on the deck, his long tresses braided with buttons, ribbons and shells. His black eye patch had a hole making it look through this sieve as his other eye appeared damaged and stitched. His long braided beard with CDs, cast iron nuts and needles gave him a musical personality who aspires to play the xylophone on it. The remainder of the visible face wore black shoe marks for camouflage.

The Baby dumped Honey Boy on the leash towards the pirate and said, a gift to you forever; I will perform each month on your ship in return. The pirate only interrogated if your movements are as gentle as he is. Baby replied, you’ll find it much sexier, smoother and horny. The pirate thought for a moment fidgeting over his dick, said the deal seems bullseye. You & your entire crew make yourself settle; we will tie the prisoner to the donkey’s rear.

The crew set about preparing the stage. Baby went down in the basement to see the Honey Boy’s performance. The Baby was perplexed! He was trying to reach the donkey’s cock to masturbate so that they could be friends.
The minute she sighted, she erupted like a volcano saying, “You creep, you are trying to molest a donkey to a fault. Thankfully, I was able to see your kaleidoscope colors in time before I became love blind.”

Baby hit the deck back, venting her anger at every step she took upwards. 10 pirates were all spread they resembled identical to the earlier one all of them displayed the same eye problem, music enigma & bathing dilemma.

Baby rushed to the crew, remembering on passing a junkyard. She was quick to whisper in the ear of emergency equipment. She looked back, caught the pirates didn’t seem to be more interested in her than men in the crew. Considering for a moment, thank god something that asshole has told me accurately. These are certified, gay people.

Baby took off, visualizing everything in place with her crew. She cast off her velvet shorts, exposing her net pantyhose. Meanwhile, in tango, unbuttoning her half-shirt, wrapping a knot on her waist, and letting her hair go wild with lip singing, dancing her booty to this song. In simultaneously dragging a dead vacuum cleaner as her mike.

The Baby had seen the music has made the waves go bouncing on the sharks to dance on the vessel’s outline.

She mimicked, “You won’t have more fun.”

She disappeared for a moment, appearing with Honey Boy tied to the leash with cannon in standing position face with ejaculation. All pirates became excited, wild & turned on watching Honey Boy. Suddenly, the cannon went from one to eleven. The Baby began playing gay dance moves on Honey Boy and took him to the edge. She made him hang like a cloth on the Taffrail with face towards the ocean & legs rooted to the ground like a tree.

She made for her erotic moves & pulled his trousers showing his drawers with hearts in all shapes. The pirates went to kiss each other in this panorama. That’s the part Baby has been idling all this while. She shoved Honey Boy right into those dancing sharks. Then Glided herself Superwoman from the scenery.

Passing on the crew & pirates’ puzzled with open mouths.

Misdirected, Errorly Produced & Awkwardly Written By Diya Saini

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